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Vegan Black Metal Chef Ep 4: Hail Seitan aka Udon Noodle Stirfry

The Vegan Black Metal Chef is back and this time he's making stir-fry!  His tribute is entitled "Hail Seitan" which is a fun little play on words.  Seitan, contrary to popular belief is not the fallen angel Lucifer from Christianity.


Seitan is wheat gluten aka wheat meat, mock duck, gluten meat, or simply gluten, and is a food made from the gluten of wheat. It is made by washing wheat flour dough with water until all the starch dissolves, leaving insoluble gluten as an elastic mass which is then cooked before being eaten.  It is often  used in place of soy based products such as tofu when slightly different textures are required.  So sit back and enjoy this episode of The Vegan Black Metal Chef!






Don't forget to subscribe to his youtube channel, visit his website, where he's got the audio up, and to call on the dark arts if your own recipe doesn't turn out! Hehe.


Hope you enjoyed this post and thanks for stopping by!



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